Going to surgery? time for Last Will and Testament…
In the next few hours I’m going into surgical operation where they will hurt my shoulder in order to fix it, I’m not sure if I’ll ever wake up after being drugged so here is my last Will and Testament
Being of sound mind, do hereby declare that this is my Last Will and Testament and certify that I am not acting under any undue influence, dureness , or menace. I revoke all earlier Wills and Codicils
Personal wishs:
- I wish to be buried
- I leave bakkouz my DVD collection under the condition of explaining the the mystery of the Lost Cursed numbers on my grave.
- Put Red Jordanian Hatta on an empty seat in the next JP meeting
- I leave Dodokh my three PHP t-shirts
- I leave Abu ali my penguin mug
- I leave 4 Ajax books and 12 PHP books for JoPHP community
And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.
from The Book of Mozilla, 3:31
General Wishs
- Bakkouz: Keep your eye on the servers OR I’ll be your nightmare! ah and don’t forget to remember me in yemza3 aba7ak
- Amin Matalqa -> Make better Jordanian movies dude.
- Ammar Ibrahim -> take care of JoPHP and DONT ever think of Master degree.
- Hareega -> Keep writing about Arab-American fights.
- Firas -> HIT taxi drivers badly dude
- Haitham ->take it easy dude
- Hind-Sabanekh -> play Spirit in the Sky
- Isam -> take care of the planet
- Jameed -> Bekafi zanakha wala!
- Majali -> Upload your edit of Talween
- Laith -> Fix Jeeran CSS/JS problem
- Roba -> Learn better bug reporting practice
- Tololy-> Don’t take photos with Fake laptop again!
- Malakha -> Convert to Linux
- G(h)alia(h) -> blog more often
- Pierre -> Save the world with PIMP dude
- Jano -> I want my books BACK!
And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.
from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10
- Fatoom -> Keep making fun of bakkouz
- Basem naqmouq -> help people to convert to Python
- Marcy -> keep it up, we love you
- Mais -> for god sake use UTF-8!
- Dadan -> move to better design firm!
- George -> No more broken glasses dude
- Karim -> Learn programming, Avoid frameworks
- 360East -> Podcast more often and DONT pay MS licence fees.
- Mira -> Better Ammanie architecture please
- Nader -> No more iPAQ
- Abu ali -> Smoke as much as you can on my behalf
- Lina -> Post more ammanies event
- Abed dodokh -> move to better airline company!
- Sultan batayneh -> Get the BMW!
- Kinzi -> START BLOGGING!
And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
April 16th, 2006 at 12:41 PM
bel salameh ya dabdoob .. raito ketfe wala ketfak .. enshalah ennak betgoom bel salameh o bterja3 tmares hewaytak
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bas eza la sama7allah rabna a7′adak fa e7ke la ahlak enno T-Shirt el PHP la 3abed
April 16th, 2006 at 1:03 PM
lool
belsalameh inshallah …
April 16th, 2006 at 1:25 PM
aham,,, any thing for me
April 16th, 2006 at 2:12 PM
be el salamaeh ya jad … alf la ba2s 3aleik ya5oy
Inshallah bterja3 salem ghanem kaman
April 16th, 2006 at 2:34 PM
3ala khayr inshalla:)
Hamdilla 3ala al salameh moqadaman!
April 16th, 2006 at 2:48 PM
I will claim my Aesop’s Fables back in this life or the next. You keep that in mind, I never forgive book snatchers!
April 16th, 2006 at 3:34 PM
I hope all goes well inshAllah
April 16th, 2006 at 3:51 PM
allaaah yer7amak ya abo madi ehe2 ehe2 ehe2 …
fi3lan innak konit bani adam “mo’7-talif”
yallah, allah iy3awed 3alaina, ilmohom il DVD’s nya2a2a
April 16th, 2006 at 3:56 PM
Get well soon
o bel salameh inshallah where r u doing yr surgery ?!
CheeerZ!
April 16th, 2006 at 5:04 PM
Jad,
I surely hope you don’t die, because you did not mention me in your will.
No dude, alf salameh and hope everything works out with you.
Bisalameh inshallah .
Peace
April 16th, 2006 at 5:59 PM
Bel selameh ya man.. ma3 ennak ma wassetna 3al she… anyway 3am bad3eelak everyday walla… deer balak 3ala 7alak we forsa etseer etsally 3ashan etmaren 2eedak
April 16th, 2006 at 9:24 PM
Get Well Soon, JoPHP is waiting for you.
April 17th, 2006 at 2:36 AM
bessalamah Jad… praying for you
and as we say in Kuwait:
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April 17th, 2006 at 7:39 AM
3ala rassi, ustaaz Jad. If it is a last testament of such honor, I am sure my husband will relent and let me blog soon.
All joking aside, I will be praying for you today.
April 17th, 2006 at 9:29 AM
loooool this is too much fun and im not returning the books :p lool jk
t2oom bel salameh allah yer7amak lool
April 17th, 2006 at 10:09 AM
u gave ur mug to someone else???!!! i need that mug, not because it’s nice or something
i just want to keep it as a sign of victory 
Salamat ya jad, hope u’ll still have ur shoulder after the surgery
April 18th, 2006 at 11:23 PM
Salamat Abu EL Batareeq!
Ya zalameh take it easy, leesh galebha drama?!
I’m sure you will be good as new! O khaleena njawzak bejooz te3gal o nekhlas mennak
Min bukrah la adroblak el shufryeh bel bustar 3ala nus rasu! O lamma tetla3 min el surgery eb ne3mal laffeh 3al fake blondes, bel sanadel 3aleehom……
Alf Salameh o good luck!
April 25th, 2006 at 9:21 PM
Sorry for disappointing you guys but I’m still alive
Thank you for your support
June 7th, 2006 at 5:22 AM
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