Jokes – Women – *ARGHHH!*

  1. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
  2. Three fastest means of communication in the world:

    You still want faster?
    (Tell her not to tell anyone)

  3. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
  4. Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you.

  5. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  6. Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.