What to do when the team is not meeting targets – Project Management Updated on February 25, 2012 By Madi 16 Comments If you’re not meeting targets, then watch this video to learn how to get back on track. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related By Madi http://jadmadi.net/ 16 Comments Qwaider ????? June 26, 2006 Only a geek would think of this 🙂 and let me assure you. If this is the kind of poetry he writes… then I gaurantee you. The closest he ever was to the other gender was when he was born 😀 emanaton June 26, 2006 Wow. Amazing good! =o) Read it, loved it, passed it on to my fellow coders. Let Geektom Ring! Tudy June 26, 2006 Wow, very nice. I think you’re in love… aren’t you? NaturalBlu June 26, 2006 most of the time i dont know what ur talking about :S NaturalBlu June 26, 2006 but this thing seem funny heh! Jano June 27, 2006 loooool nahfeh 😀 7abbait.ha El Hombre Gris (Martin Alterisio) June 27, 2006 Watchout! The Geek2.0 ™ revolution is coming! The geeks are on the loose. I don’t understand why people believes us coders can’t be creative in nothing else than coding. This “poem” was first posted on a spanish forum where I’m an habitue. Paradoxically many users from this forum who frequent the programming subforum are also habitues of the literacy subforum. In the spirit of this paradox I ussually give a little more life to my posts combining creative literature work and computer science theory, for example, introducing the Smarty template engine I referred to the once popular tv series “Get Smart” and combined it to the name of the library, “Get Smarty”, and a ficticious narrative using gags from the tv serie (not many caught the irony but… what the hell, if I make one laugh while learning something new then my job is done). This poem came to life in the same way, just a joke to make the life of us developers a little more “human”. Tomorrow, clients will ask for all the same boring stuff. El Hombre Gris (Martin Alterisio) June 27, 2006 Tudy, If you’re asking the author if he’s in love he would say: Yeah, I’m always in love, they may have hurt me in the past but I can’t live without loving at least one of them. Pingback: Script Artists » Archiv » PHP-Poem lammoush June 27, 2006 these things make me feel like an alien for not being a computer freek!! loooool Pingback: ?bercansino: wip » Blog Archive » Poema lila en PHP Sari June 29, 2006 Im not really good with PHP, but since when does it have Throw?? Anyways, this is so sad. This guy will never be truly happy. Or This guy is never breaking out of this loop, and will die(“alone”). Unless of course one the following: $me->thinkAbout($you); $me->wait($you); $me->worry(); $me->lookFor($you); $me->cry(); $me->drink(); May change a parameter that would make $you->near($me) return a true. Alternatively, the die(“alone”) function would throw before excuting the exit. Of course, assuming of course, that the “throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();” actyally alows the execution to get to die(“alone”);. SUPER GEEK HERE!! Still got it! Jad June 29, 2006 hahais and yes php have throw Jad June 29, 2006 Guys, you forgot to digg it Weirdbro June 29, 2006 Well, he will never die(‘alone’); He will have a Fatal Error from an Uncaught Exception, and die in the hospital. Pingback: S?É¬?ren Malling : PHP Poesi Comments are closed.