:Linux: Break Up letter to Microsoft
Dear Microsoft :
It’s over. Our relationship just hasn’t been working for a while, and now, this is it. I’m leaving you for another Operating system.
I know this isn’t a good time–you’re down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon–really, I do–but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I’ve known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor.
That said, I just can’t continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you’ll fix things, that next time it’ll go better–but that’s what you said the last time–and the time before that. Each time I believed you.
Well, not any longer.
You cheater!
The truth is there’s nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to patent. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don’t believe it. You say you can live without patent, and I’ve heard that patent can live without you, but I know that’s simply not true.
What about HTML e-mail in Outlook? Every time there’s a new letter in the Inbox, you rush over to help Windows render it. And what about HTML within Word? There you go again. And don’t get me started with those late nights you’ve spent rendering thumbnail images in Windows Explorer. You’re all over Windows and, what, you just expect me to turn a blind eye?
You’re no longer fit
For another thing, you’ve gone and gotten all lazy and out of shape on me. When was the last time you picked up a new feature? Two years ago? Three? While you rest on your laurels, while you spend your days slapping patches on the various flaws that seem to pour out as though your source code were a colander, the Internet has changed. A lot.
Last Christmas, I gave you a free RSS reader, Pluck, and you seemed to like it, with new feeds popping up from time to time keeping you fun and relevant. It gave me reason to think maybe you and I could work things out. But, in the end, it just wasn’t a true fit; it wasn’t really a part of you.
When I mentioned wanting to view more than one Web page at a time, you just laughed, said it couldn’t be done. Well, I knew that wasn’t true. Opera, Netscape, and now Firefox, they can all do it. You simply don’t want to discuss change.
And when you do, it’s only because of someone else. A certain someone else: Windows. Don’t deny it. You didn’t think twice when Windows XP SP2 offered you its shiny new pop-up blocker. Or gave you new firewall protection. I know Windows has promised to block buffer overflows, too–but I’ll believe it when I see it.
Yet what have you done for me lately? I don’t want to keep upgrading my operating system just to keep you around. Talk about baggage.
This is it
I know, I’ve tried breaking up before, and I’ve always come back, but that’s because I couldn’t find the right operating system to move on with. I want an independent one, one that stands on its own without a codependent company. What I want is an OS that’s strong and secure, one that handles the latest content and won’t crash. I want transparency. I want code that actually means something.
I have found just that.
With Ubuntu Linux, at least I know where I stand. The code is open source, built from the ground up, clean–not recycled. No more hidden agendas. At least when there’s a flaw in Ubuntu, apt alerts me. It doesn’t try to hide its mistakes, waiting until the second Tuesday of the month to offer me a patch for some flaw that’s been out there for six months already.
And you always seem to walk out of the room whenever Linux stops by. Why? What are you afraid of? Honestly, a grown company like you afraid of a little operating system? I think this snobby behaviour speaks volumes about what’s wrong with this relationship.
So this is it: Good-bye. I know you’ll do fine without me; you always have. I’m sure there’ll be someone who’ll find you to be cute and interesting. It just won’t be me.
NOTE: it seems I have made a mistake by not mentioning that this article is modified one to fit Microsoft windows and Ubuntu based on Robert Vamosi article on Zdnet.com
I do appologize for Robert Vamosi and for the readers.
Regards.


hey jad…
i was googling to find the offical virus list for the linux… and thanks for helping me to find…
i ADMIT that the free desktops.. more powerfull than windows…
and yes im moving to linux….
That was hilarious dude! awesome is just the word! why dont u post this at http://ubersite.com. they’ll jus love it.
-abdul
http://bijur.de
Quite similar:
http://builder.com.com/5100-6371_14-5455092.html
I remembered this immediately when I read your blog entry.
-rhkok
do you think anyone cares? go ahead, leave. no one EVER held a gun to anyone’s head forcing them to use Microsoft ANYTHING.
Monopololy you say!? Ha! I think many people need an education because if you all think that Microsoft has a monopoly and, say, a particular cable TV operator doesnt or some phone company doest - then you’re in need of more medication. I dont recall people telling me that I MUST buy Microsoft *anything* when I walk into the software store but I **MUST** use “this” cable company and “that” phone company if I want those services because the “other” competitors are not “allowed” in my area. Monopoly?? No. More like MARKET SHARE. Dont confuse the two.
So, go ahead leave. Do whatever lefty-liberal-activist thing you want to do but — please, just promise ALL OF US this much…
STOP THE WHINING ALREADY! The world is sick of it.
Was it MS tech support?
An imbecile wrote:
“Monopololy you say!? Ha! I think many people need an education because if you all think that Microsoft has a monopoly and, say, a particular cable TV operator doesnt or some phone company doest - then you’re in need of more medication.”
Have you ever thought about what you are typing as you’re typing it? There is actually no point to what you’ve written there!
“I dont recall people telling me that I MUST buy Microsoft *anything*”
Nobody said that!
“Monopoly?? No. More like MARKET SHARE. Dont confuse the two.”
Ok, so here is a little bit of “education” for you:
monopoly - Of, relating to, or being a market in which there is a single seller of a particular good or service.
Sound familiar? How many shops can you go into and buy a machine with Linux pre-installed? That - my friend - is called a monopoly.
“So, go ahead leave. Do whatever lefty-liberal-activist thing you want to do but — please, just promise ALL OF US this much…”
So you have to be a lefty-liberal-activist to realist that you’re being *sold* an inferior product by a company that *has the monopoly on operating systems*
“STOP THE WHINING ALREADY! The world is sick of it.”
You might be, but then again you’ve already proved your intelect with that rediculous outburst!
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I was wondering, why did you copy the previously linked article and just added some Ubunto to it? Did you have a special reason?
(By the way, I’m not the Anonymus one in the posts above)
Hi Roeland.
Well its modified version of
Break up letter to IE
http://www.easyhttp.com/jad/2004/11/microsoft-break-up-letter-to-ie.html
Which is originally as mentioned from
http://www.easyhttp.com/jad/2004/11/microsoft-break-up-letter-to-ie.html
why did you copy the previously linked article and just added some Ubunto to it? Did you have a special reason?
Yes, I have a very special reason.
In the past 6 months I was trying to stop using Windows for to many reasons and mostly an ideological reasons not only technology reasons
And had windows XP and Novell Linux Desktop (NLD) installed on my computer, NLD was great, but not enough to get rid of Windows, for to many reasons I had to boot to XP, not because there is no alternative, but because NLD is doesn’t have a good online package installer, so I had to download half of the Internet in order to get dependency tree for X or Y applications.
and I had some big troubles which can be Undone when I updated my system using Red-Carpet.
Now with Ubuntu its not just because it have apt-get, but its really much faster , stable Desktop
Now why a break up letter for IE and Microsoft?
1) Ideology wise: after reading about Free Software Foundation.
1.2) Free as in Freedom for stallman was just great reading.
2) Money wise: I cannot cover the license cost and I don’t want to pirate. ( I have 3 computers at home)
3) Community wise: Linux have damn great biggy one (man people are willing to help you for free, JUST ask)
4) Time wise: I cannot offer 1 hour reinstalling windows because of unknown reason, and I cant keep waiting for patch’s and localisations.
4.1) I can fix it without a wizard just tell me how, if there is no wizard in windows you can fix nothing.
that was for today, but be sure there is more and more reasons but I just woke up.
Okay, now I understand. Well you know, when I read this blog entry, I remembered reading something very similar. I searched the web and found:
http://builder.com.com/5100-6371_14-5455092.html
It is dated November 16, 2004 (one day after your blog entry), ‘by Robert Vamosi’. Are you Robert Vamosi or am I missing something here?
-Roeland
You seems to be a bad reader, or you have something you are after, so you don’t pay attention the other stuff,
please check my last comment on the post
and then check this link
http://www.easyhttp.com/jad/2004/11/microsoft-break-up-letter-to-ie.html
READ the last line of the above link
The question is about the link in my comment. Have you clicked it? Really can’t find an answer in your reply. I /know/ you have two entries in /this/ blog, my only question is just if you are the same person that is mentioned in the link I provide in my comment…
Hi Jad,
I really liked the article.. the first time i read it at builder.com.com. It’s really not okay to be copying other people’s stuff. That’s probably why the previous poster inquired about your true identity.
If you’re ‘Robert Vamosi’ then everything is OK. If you’re not.. well, plagiarism isn’t to be taken lightly.
Yours truly,
~ireal
Well, No I’m not Robert Vamosi. and it seems I have made a mistake by not mentioning that this article is modified one to fit Microsoft windows and Ubuntu based on Robert Vamosi article on http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/4520-7297_16-5570819.html
I’m editing my article now.
Thank you for your feedback guys
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