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Sorry Sorry my dear brother! I forgot to celebrate you in my blog
Raja2i, my brother got 90.6!

One more time! fireworks!

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Because she will

1. If you fart in bed she will blog about it.
2. blog about your online chats
3. log in through proxy to put a nasty comment
4. if she gets mad at you, she’ll remove you from her blog roll
5. you will hear about her being pregnant from her blog
6. she will actually get MAD AT YOU if you didn’t get it from her blog and you being the first commenter on that post
7. She expects you to write a post on how wonderful it is to be married to her everyday…
8. She expects you to write a trackback in response to her announcement that she’s pregnant
9. you will know if you’re getting lucky tonight from her blog
10. the only way to know how much she spent on that new Prada Purse is from her blog- Corrected by Iman
11. she keeps a second “secret” blog from you
12. she will log in and and start commenting with a different name on your blog to try and see if you’re going to cheat on her
13. You will know all about your sleeping habits and how good you are in bed .. from her blog
14. she may put your bed activities rate online
15. she would put a poll to see how many people agree that you get some action or not
16. she will discuss disciplinary action with her readers
17. she will talk about EVERYTHING in preparation of the wedding
18. She’ll setup a blog for your mother in law to strike you online and offline
19. She will talk about your surprise birthday party and you’re still supposed to look surprised
20. If you get her a gift before mentioning mentioning it on your blog, she will feel cheated
21. You’re not supposed to get comments from any females on your blog
22. You’re not supposed to get jealous if guys complement her on her blog
23. She’ll go nuts for few days when she’s changing the design of her blog. Blames it all on you
24. first thing she would do after delivery is blog about the experience
25. She’ll try to look up the baby’s blog, but gets very frustrated that he doesn’t have one
26. You’ll find the shopping list on her blog under, “Get these or die”
27. Before going to a doctor, she checks his blg and rating on Technorati
28. If your Technorati rating drops below 50,000 she would start asking you to go to the gym
29. If your rating goes higher than hers, she starts complaining that you spend too much time online
30. If she’s not in the next podcast … you’re screwed
31. her name, her site and her webaddress must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and “YES”
32. You have to mention in “H1″ font size that you’re married on every page
33. She’s not supposed to mention that she’s married because this is anti-feminism and your sad attempts to control her life
34. You can?t blog when you?re having a serious conversatoin with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful by Shaden
35. She will check her blog?s stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers? list by Shaden

This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider

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HOOOOooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAARRRRRRRRRYyyyyyyyyyyY! My niece got 91!

anyone can explain what the heck is this? This email was sent to one of my emails which I was using it for CashU account; I know that phishers sometimes send their phishing email to random emails but this doesn’t seems to be random as I just found that I received another copy to another email account which was associated with CashU account.

From: Cashu Service
To: ***********
Date: 27-Jul-2006 17:34
Subject: Update Your Account
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled?

Cashu is committed to maintaining a safe environment for its community of customers. To protect the security of your account, Cashu employs some of the most advanced security systems in the world and our anti-fraud teams regularly screen the Cashu system for unusual activity.

We are contacting you to remind you that on 5 March 2005 our Account Review Team identified some unusual activity in your account. In accordance with Cashu’s User Agreement and to ensure that your account has not been compromised, access to your account was limited. Your account access will remain limited until this issue has been resolved.

To secure your account and quickly restore full access, we may require some additional information from you for the following reason:

We have been notified that a card associated with your account has been reported as lost or stolen, or that there were additional problems with your card.

This process is mandatory, and if not completed within the nearest time your account or credit card may be subject for temporary suspension.

To securely confirm your Cashu information please click on the link bellow:

www.cashu.15x.com…

We encourage you to log in and perform the steps necessary to restore your account access as soon as possible. Allowing your account access to remain limited for an extended period of time may result in further limitations on the use of your account and possible account closure.

For more information about how to protect your account please visit Cashu Security Center. We apologize for any incovenience this may cause, and we apriciate your assistance in helping us to maintain the integrity of the entire Cashu system.

Thank you for using Cashu!
The Cashu Team .

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1. Israel
2. Lebanon
3. Bush
4. technorati
5. hezboallah
6. iran
7. microsoft
8. war
9. middle east
10. sex
11. iraq
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For the first time in my life I feel like I want to huge Amman’s mayor and thank him for the well organized event in Amman, The event was more than great in term of organizing the entrance and the show of Jordanian Traditional dance/music and The Roman Gladiators show.

iJordan team did great job, they are well trained and very polite and helpful team which I think the main reason of having such well organized event.

There is no much to tell about the event itself as I was busy watching and recording but it’s a must attend kind of show, if you didn’t go yet you must reschedule your summer plans.

One more thing, I decided to buy a small and handy video camera instead of using my digital camera to take video shots, any advise would be appreciated.

Aqaba

Ma’an

The Roman Gladiators Prisoners fight for life?they got another name but I forgot it

The Roman Gladiators

Finally the show was really great but it would have greater if I had a decent video camera.

NOTE: You can view or download all videos (almost 250MB) of Jordanian traditional dance and the roman gladiators show by visiting my Jordanian traditional dance series OR download them

Same applies to The Roman Gladiators series OR download them

Finally, ohh it’s the second finally in this post anyway, Finally special thanks to Amman Municipality for making this event and for choosing a decent event management company like iJordan and thanks to Veoh for making video blogging easier and pleasurable experience .

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yet another cool joke I received by forward junkies.

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead” I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains,
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the “wife replies, “he died last week,
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it .

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In the last week the blogospher was nagging that Israeli is killing children, womens and all kind of people except hizbu allah fighters, come on guys Israeli aren’t that bad and they are defending themselves and killing Hizbu allah fighters and Lebanese Army special force and here is some photos of injured fighters and dead bodies of special force.

NOTE: THE FOLLOW PHOTOS WILL EITHER ANNOY YOU OR WAKE YOU UP

Age average: 4-7 years
Unit: Kinder garden special force
Favorite gun: kit-kat
lethality: very dangerous

Age average: -9 months?
Unit: fetal 007 womb
favorite gun: Womb milk
lethality: can carry up to three fetal nuclear missile

Age average: 2-4 years
Unit: Pampers and shit unit
favorite gun: Pampers Nicon LED 2007
lethality: Spy

Age average 7-10 years
Unit: Destroyed childhood 012
favorite gun: Majd Magazine
lethality: malicious

Age average 7-10 years
Unit: Sandy and Barbie’s unit
favorite gun: girly comb 29
lethality: spreading love and care

Age average 4-8
Unit: village youth football team
favorite gun: a football
lethality: healthy

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