Jad's Thoughts

I don’t know if I have to start this by asking Why we don’t have public toilets in Amman or by begging to have public toilets? it doesn’t have to be free at all, make it one JD per ehem but don’t force people to do it in car parks or between two cars in the main street.

Today I went to down town to drink my dose of Sahlab and pick some DVDs and while jumping from DVD store to another I saw two guys doing it near Hashem restaurant exactly next to Al-Weibdeh white taxis stop, I understand it’s very cold and that make holding it longer really hard! but that doesn’t justify doing it there, nevertheless, it sounds like they didn’t had any other solution.

One month ago I was with my friend in Abdoun when I got an urgent call from nature (LoL) and there were very limited choices so I picked McDonald’s as last resort but it wasn’t comfortable to use their toilet without having the status of customer so I first asked the cashier for two ice cream and then run to toilet trying to beat the time, thankfully I succeed but that marks it as the MOST EXPENSIVE ehem IN HISTORY!.

I know there are many high priority stuff we have to do before thinking of public toilets but no! I think it is priority to have such thing, for god sake why Australia have public toilets? they even have National Public Toilet Map can’t we have something similar ? but ohh don’t remind me of Raghadan public toilets that was totally different experience and don’t even mention your university toilets because it’s another story.

Thankfully men can do it whenever and wherever they want even if we don’t have public toilets and this because we can do it standing but take a minute and think of the others? yes girls? you know they cannot do it standing for natural weakness (LoL) and yet this marks as another reason of why we cannot be equal.

I think government should think of such service and they actually should make it good service because they can monetise it, it would be new money tap for them and would stop the human tap in the street.

Ohh shit! got to go! Natural call.

[tags] Public, toilets [/tags]

I had no plans to blog during Al-Eid but HAPPY NO SADDAM!

[tags] Saddam, Hussein, executed [/tags]

I told them, it’s snowing and they though I’m making it up!

I’m not going to sell you anything here, I’ll just show you a real life example of how I did it

Me: How’s the weather in your place?
Her/Him: raining
Me: Only? it’s snowing here, I’ve never seen it snowing like this before, it’s flooding us and we are leaving the company now, waiting for my brother to pick me.
Her/Him: Ohh really?/ tantat/ kidding? / BASTARDS! our company in XXX and they didn’t let us leave yet!
Me: got to go! brother ringing!!! ciao! enjoy your work day!

clicking on this image would explain what exactly happened….

but as usual at the end of every cool film a high IQ star will come and ruin it for you

Disclaimer: I’m not responsible if your employees suddenly turned off their computer and decided to leave home.

President George W Bush standing at home and abroad was diminished this year following poor results in the US mid-term elections.

Residents of Beirut drive through the devastated southern suburbs of the city following five weeks of heavy fighting between Hezbollah and Israel in the south of Lebanon. The crisis began with the capture of two Israeli soldiers by Hezbollah.

isn’t it real? How many time you’ve seen such thing?

especially between Bus drivers, Construction workers?

Humor 200ok Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. “Hello,” I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.”

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: “I thought you said you’d shot them.”

To which I replied: “I thought you said there was no one available.”

The World’s most beautiful Women bloggers of 2006
but who cares ? I personally know much better looking bloggers than them and they uses NULL frequently.

in the other news extremist still exists everywhere and Yes, Billy Crystal is jew

Happy Christmas
Merry Adha
See you next year meeting!

[tags] holidays, eid, chrismas, mery, adha [/tags]

(19:26:15) SandMonkey: someone hates me?

LoL