Jad's Thoughts

A Jordanian start-up is looking for 5 really smart programming junkies, or wanna bes.

Experience or fresh doesn’t matter, just shoot me your CV.

Jad [ at ] syntux [ d o t ] n et

[tags] recruiting, php, programmers, jordan, middle east [/tags]

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[tags] king, hussein, mosque, night, shot [/tags]

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!”

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the

airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”

That was the joke and the advise is Do not do mistakes for the sake of anyone

[tags] joke, advise, mistake [/tags]

Steps to save Dibbin and you memories.
File -> Save as -> Jordan -> Dibbin

[tags] save, dibbin, campaign [/tags]

Just came back from Aqaba it was a 24 hour quick and dirty visit , nothing much to tell, it was real quick visit, didn’t do much activities as I was busy fixing *something* and I think I did or maybe not.

for reason or another I’m about to start believing in hmm I don’t know what to call it but S3 been following me for long time, I’m working on application based on Amazon S3 service, I have S3 camera and bakkouz’s house has S3 sign on his door! I don’t know if it’s a sign for something or not.

The weather was fine maybe little cold at night but I like this weather, GUYS! AMMANIE SUCKS BIG TIME! they don’t know how to enjoy their time nor how to let others enjoying their time, they don’t know how to laugh and they just master annoying others so if you were annoyed while in aqaba make sure those lamers are Ammanies not aqabaweis.

Couple of days ago I had discussion with my brother about Aqaba and he was like Government should setup meetings and sessions to prepare people in Aqaba for the 2007 tourists season but I can assure that Jordanian who lives near any tourism site know the role of the game pretty well and such sessions should be given to Ammanies or any other local visitors rather than the site people.

Ghandour is always the best especially if you take your coffee into the bridge-like seatings, it is just lovely to watch the sea waves, drink your coffee and then lose yourself thinking and dreaming, can’t we have artificial sea waves and ghandoor in Amman?

ilat – view from aqaba beach

water water water, water touches me, sea waves, fountains but not shower.

No this isn’t me and if I can do it I’ll relocate to aqaba

I’ve 23 important email to reply to so I better use a full stop.

[tags] aqaba, jordan, life [/tags]

1. What are the three fastest ways of communication?

Three fastest means of communication in the world:

Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
(Tell her not to tell anyone)

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

3. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Your message is the response you get

Jad the sage.

7ajeh Salam asked for the background music that were used in The inmates are running the asylum

here ya go salam!

The Dame’s Like a Butterfly
Movin’ from side to side
Shakin’ that thing in front of my eyes
How about a little taste, would you mind?

Ever had someone, that caught your eye
You get all messed up
Everything is a high
I try and run
But can’t get away
I made her the Sun
That shines over me

[Pre-Chorus]
‘Cause she can bring me higher
Better than most
and I wanted to be alone
but wherever i go..

[Chorus]
She gives me butterflies
The sweetest feelin’ i’ve ever known
I’m fallin’
So unbelievable

It’s in my mind
And flows right down to my toes
I guess I’m fallin’
So unbelievable

The Dame’s Like a Butterfly
Movin’ from side to side
Shakin’ that thing in front of my eyes
How about a little taste, would you mind?

She winds me up
Then shuts me down
They say Wussup?
“Karl, you should look around!”
You don’t wanna know
The places she’d be”
It’s all for show
Just wait and see

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus (x2)]

The Dame’s Like a Butterfly
Movin’ from side to side
Shakin’ that thing in front of my eyes
How about a little taste, would you mind? [x2]

[Pre-Chorus (x2)]

[Chorus (x2)]

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