How to wake up whenever you want to - My secret weapon
It’s hard to wake up early for vast majority of people and we even hate it since the kindergarten, I hate it too but I can wake up whenever I want and I can give lies to my friends like Mazz and say Of course I can program myself to wakeup early, I can even sleep at 5:00 AM and wake up at 6:00AM sharp without an alarm clock
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Of course I can do that, of course I wasn’t lying nor a bullshitter, in fact I can wake up whenever I want (anyone counting wake up
here?), Mazen come on my friend.
I have been begging Mazen to wake up early to do some *HIGHLY CLASSIFIED* and secret work but he’s failing me because he wont wake up early and by early in Mazen’s case we are talking about anything before 3:00 PM 
go figure.
The coincident is that I just called Bakez because he left me a message yesterday yelling about his blog database being down and the conversation was like
Jad: Bakkouz, Are you awake?
Bakkouz: sorta, what time is it ?
Jad: 7:30, oh no it’s 7:45
Bakkouz: Ok, I say fuck it
Bakkouz, you are mature enough to wake up early, you are getting paid to wake up early and move your ass to work and being in Aqaba isn’t an excuse although it is different.
Ok, The secret recipe to wake up whenever you want is either to follow HowToWakeupEarly.com which wont work at all or to get a Thomson RT552 radio which has an alarm that can be programmed to wake up even if you hate it, just put it to a channel that you hate to listen to at least while booting up (I use play 99.6 Or 104.2 for that purpose).
Anyway, enough talking about Lazy Mazen and Bakkouz.
I’m heading now to duty free to get my new car, it’s KIA Sephia 2001, 1800 cc 
Manual gear (sefia :P), wish me the best today which is in best chances not to have my body split into 100 piece in my way back.
On the other side of news
- Lee McGrath: asking why men would put a cucumber on their face?
- Tadata sucks: They cannot manage to run a reliable DNS server, I’ll break up with them and go back to lovely Orange.
- Omar Al-Zo’bi is calm. 2h ago
- Erin Berg is busy like a bee and drinking like a fish.
- Fatoom Qoughandoqa is makleh hawa, mareeda :(.
- Lina Ejeilat is up late… very unusually!
- Farah Ghaith is why did the dentist ask me “ay saff enti?” je ne suis pas très petite :(.
- Ahmad Humeid is is back in Amman. Back to reality.
- Dave is …spacing out.
I don’t know
Calm and cold? (a77777)
Salamtek
TSK TSK TSK
Nothing personal :p
Welcome back
be careful.
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You can also use this “moving alarm clock” to help you not oversleep again. It is supposed to “run away and hide” if you are still asleep :-).
http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html
Hmmm,
for me am anti sleep , i can sleep at any time and wake almost at any time , just think well
and concentrate to wake at time and u will do it .. i don’t know that what i do 
oooh thx wallah
allah yesalmak ya rab :))
Ummm……You can just get a good old fashioned alarm clock!
There’s this new alarm clock that I’ve heard of but never seen where basically when it goes off this airplane like contraption starts flying in the air and in order to turn the alarm off you have to actually get up and capture the little contraption and put it back in its place ensuring that you’re fully awake LOL
Did you say when booting up ?
Need I ask what OS your mind is running ?!
I used to have an alarm clock with a train on it that runs round and round, and goes TOOOOOOOOT. Anyway, it would wake up the whole house. When you wake up, its as if you’re in a cartoon where someone has tied you up to the tracks, and the train is coming to get you, quick waaaaake up !!!
Well, I’d still do it the old fashioned way, alarm ya3ny bas having friends to “depend” on works - if they are suitable for the task
Seriously, try to train yourself- just set your clock & it will happen… believe me aw khedlak panadol night one time only & hit the bed early to organize your sleeping pattern. it works buddy
raasak beddo takseer! lol